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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm...

Welcome aboard , Skipper ! Best of luck with you venture. :D

Count me in also! And THANK YOU for your generosity!

Great advice! Thank you . :D

Thanks Guys ! Appreciate the info. I was told that Verizon and Sprint SHARE the same cell towers ( that Sprint actually owns the majority of 4G towers and Verizon actualy owns more location towers....so apparently in 2011 they signed a contract to "share" towers and cells.) Don't know how...

Where on the Delaware do you fish? What size motor are you putting on it?

Getting ready to buy a "smartphone " for my kid........Question: from your experience, Do you recommend Sprint or Verizon ? I would appreciate any and all input.....Thanks in advance for your opinion and advice

Welcome Jake! Hold onto your cash and get into a 14 footer.... I guarantee you will be much happier and more important, MUCH SAFER !

Why did the 2011 tax return just come back? A friend wrote this note that he was confused about how slow the IRS was with his 2011 tax filing...... " I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I...

Beautiful Catch, Jerry !! You look like you were pretty bundled up.....how cold was it?

The wives are wrong... I put fertilizer on the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more...

We will keep him and your family in our thoughts and prayers

A gent was sitting in a pub in Dublin drinking a pint when he notices a couple of fat girls sitting across the bar from him. Being shy and somewhat of a lightweight himself, he downed a few more pints before gathering the courage to strike up a conversation. Having listened in on their...

Hey Jim, No Problem! Things happen.....I , for one, am just grateful and thankful that you can take care of things! Thanks for all you do ! =D>

I'm looking for a Humminbird 2 pin power cable. The same one used on every Humminbird since 1989 except the 1100 models. It doesn't mater how long it is as long as the 2 pin connector is good and it has at least a few inches of wire still attached. I've got an Old Humminbird 400 ID with the...

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a...

Department of Employment interview recorded The Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him. AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them. FARMER...

https://boatinfo.no/lib/library.html As spring nears, most of us will begin to make repairs to our boats and engines as needed. Above is a link that will take you to a site that will allow you to view and print the original FACTORY service manual for many outboard engines...Mercury, Johnson...

Happy Birthday my friend ! Many more to come (along with a LOT MORE fish !!) :beer: :roflmao:

The manager of a small business and his secretary decided to go over to her place for some "gymnastics". Afterwards, they both fall asleep When the manager wakes up and looks at his watch, he discovers that it is after 8 o'clock in the evening. He jumps up in a panic wondering what he's going...