Being creative can get you hurt.

[cornbread]

Being creative can get you hurt.

A man forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds or less, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out the window to find a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. He has been missing since Friday.

 

[BassGeek54]

that caused me to laugh out loud which almost got ME hurt. :lol:

 

[Dragonman]

me and the wife enjoyed the joke thanks for the laugh.

 

[Gfoul]

Man that's funny :LOL2:

 

[TNtroller]

THE WEDDING:

At the reception following a wedding, one individual made the statement:

"All of the married men please go stand by the person who has made your life worth living"


The bartender was crushed to death. :shock: