Careful what you say to your wife

[Popeye]

A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect."

He never heard the shot.............

 

[mtnman]

My eyes would be swelled shut. My wife is a cool beautiful woman but she doesnt take any crap from anyone. About 10 years ago we were joking around and I was hold her arms so she couldnt hit so she decided to head butt me in the nose instead. She definately is a fiesty one!

 

[Nickk]

My eyes would be swelled shut. My wife is a cool beautiful woman but she doesnt take any crap from anyone. About 10 years ago we were joking around and I was hold her arms so she couldnt hit so she decided to head butt me in the nose instead. She definately is a fiesty one!

:shock: :lol:

but really :shock:

 

[Jim]

:roflmao: