Lol, yep, the old "bomb sites" as we called 'em. Long story made short:
1973, drydocked in Toulon, France. Had to use the Heads (bomb sites) located off the ship. Material needed: 1 metal folding chair; Steam valve lagging pad (for cushioning). Take torch, cut hole in metal chair seat, line the edges of the hole with the pad, fold up, tuck under arm, walk over to bomb site and erect the makeshift "toilet". Oh yeah, take American toilet paper with you. Finally, listen to the French people laughing at the crazy Americans. They were just jealous because they didn't think of it :wink: