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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Stand Up" data-source="post: 504616" data-attributes="member: 31842">After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,‘Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I did sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night. Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, 3 motorbikes, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but sleep with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.’My wife, being a very reasonable woman, told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.</blockquote>