How to use the forthcoming rebate 'incentive':

[DocWatson]

As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us will now get a nice rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.

If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs,

if we purchase a computer it will all go to India,

if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala,

if we purchase a car it will all go to Japan,

if we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan

and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America , so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those are prcatically the only businesses that remain in the US .

 

[boathauler32]

how so true!!!!!!!!!

 

[mtnman]

Well then lets have a party! Ill buy the beer and you buy the prostitutes.

 

[DocWatson]

This lovely lady has agreed to attend..... :shock:

 

[mtnman]

Change of plans, the party's at you house! And just for the record, Im gonna have nightmares about here now! Thanks!!!!!!