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FishingCop

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If you had
purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines 5 years ago, you would have $49.00
today!

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG 5 years ago, you would have
$33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers 5 years
ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you
had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then
turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received
$214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

And as a bonus...
A recent
study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another
study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That
means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you damned proud to be an American!
 

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