mtnman
Well-known member
Two doctors were in a hospital
hallway one day complaining about
Nurse Jenny.
"She's incredibly
dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards.",
said one doctor. "Just last
week, I told her to give a patient 2
milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours.
She gave him 10 milligrams
every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!"
The
second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her
to give a
patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24
enemas in one
hour! The guy nearly exploded!"
Suddenly, they hear a blood-curdling
scream from down the hall,
"Oh my gosh!" said the first doctor, "I just
realised I told Nurse
Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's
boil!"
hallway one day complaining about
Nurse Jenny.
"She's incredibly
dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards.",
said one doctor. "Just last
week, I told her to give a patient 2
milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours.
She gave him 10 milligrams
every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!"
The
second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her
to give a
patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24
enemas in one
hour! The guy nearly exploded!"
Suddenly, they hear a blood-curdling
scream from down the hall,
"Oh my gosh!" said the first doctor, "I just
realised I told Nurse
Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's
boil!"
