FishingCop
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This is what happens when your child is exposed to too many
commercials on TV. A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon.
During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what
the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is
crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a
congregation can also be very dangerous.Having asked the children if they knew
the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand.
The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know
that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed
to call the doctor." It took over ten minutes for the congregation
to settle down enough for the service to continue.
commercials on TV. A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon.
During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what
the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is
crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a
congregation can also be very dangerous.Having asked the children if they knew
the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand.
The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know
that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed
to call the doctor." It took over ten minutes for the congregation
to settle down enough for the service to continue.
