FishingCop
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> Commandment 1
> Marriages are made in heaven.
> But then again, so is thunder and lightning.
>
> Commandment 2
> If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to
> every word you say, talk in your sleep.
>
> Commandment 3
> Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100
> grand!
>
> Commandment 4
> Married life is very frustrating.
> In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
> listens.
> In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
> In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors
> listen.
>
> Commandment 5
> When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can
> be sure of one thing:
>
> Either the car is new or the wife is.
>
> Commandment 6
> Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
> The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
>
> Commandment 7
> Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking
> about something you said .
>
> After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
>
> Commandment 8
> Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding,
> economical, and a good cook.
>
> But the law allows only one wife.
>
> Commandment 9
> Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry.
> That is why one treats the other like toxic waste.
>
> Commandment 10
> A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is
> finished.
>
> BONUS STORY \
>
> A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife
> leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin.
>
> The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over
> too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
>
> The wife was stunned for a moment, but then smiled, 'It
> really works!'
>
> Commandment 1
> Marriages are made in heaven.
> But then again, so is thunder and lightning.
>
> Commandment 2
> If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to
> every word you say, talk in your sleep.
>
> Commandment 3
> Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100
> grand!
>
> Commandment 4
> Married life is very frustrating.
> In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
> listens.
> In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
> In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors
> listen.
>
> Commandment 5
> When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can
> be sure of one thing:
>
> Either the car is new or the wife is.
>
> Commandment 6
> Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
> The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
>
> Commandment 7
> Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking
> about something you said .
>
> After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
>
> Commandment 8
> Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding,
> economical, and a good cook.
>
> But the law allows only one wife.
>
> Commandment 9
> Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry.
> That is why one treats the other like toxic waste.
>
> Commandment 10
> A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is
> finished.
>
> BONUS STORY \
>
> A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife
> leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin.
>
> The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over
> too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
>
> The wife was stunned for a moment, but then smiled, 'It
> really works!'