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<blockquote data-quote="Seon" data-source="post: 369360" data-attributes="member: 15255"><p><em>As I sat on the hospital bed with an over night bag the nurse came in the room pushing a wheel chair. She asked if I was ready to go home to which I replied, “Yes”.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Here’s how the conversation went:</em></p><p></p><p>Nurse: Come sit in the wheel chair.</p><p></p><p>Me: Not necessary, I can walk</p><p></p><p>Nurse: Hospital policy is that you have to be wheeled to the front door.</p><p></p><p>Me: Well if it’s policy, then I’ll do as you say.</p><p></p><p><em>We get to the front door when she asked:</em></p><p><em></em></p><p>Nurse: Is your wife picking you up and driving you home?</p><p></p><p>Me: No, I’m driving.</p><p></p><p>Nurse: If she’s not picking you up, then where is she?</p><p></p><p>Me: She’s upstairs in the bathroom changing from the hospital gown to her clothes.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Seon, post: 369360, member: 15255"] [i]As I sat on the hospital bed with an over night bag the nurse came in the room pushing a wheel chair. She asked if I was ready to go home to which I replied, “Yes”. Here’s how the conversation went:[/i] Nurse: Come sit in the wheel chair. Me: Not necessary, I can walk Nurse: Hospital policy is that you have to be wheeled to the front door. Me: Well if it’s policy, then I’ll do as you say. [i]We get to the front door when she asked: [/i] Nurse: Is your wife picking you up and driving you home? Me: No, I’m driving. Nurse: If she’s not picking you up, then where is she? Me: She’s upstairs in the bathroom changing from the hospital gown to her clothes. [/QUOTE]
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