Popeye
Well-known member
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman
In a brand new Cadillac
Doing 65 mph
With her face up next to her
rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner
I looked away
For a couple seconds
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
Now, as a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver,
Which knocked
The donut
Out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked
my cell phone
away from my ear
which fell into the coffee
between my legs,
splashed, and burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the cell phone,
soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.
%#*&%# women drivers!!
In a brand new Cadillac
Doing 65 mph
With her face up next to her
rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner
I looked away
For a couple seconds
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
Now, as a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver,
Which knocked
The donut
Out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked
my cell phone
away from my ear
which fell into the coffee
between my legs,
splashed, and burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the cell phone,
soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.
%#*&%# women drivers!!
