Popeye
Well-known member
The Commanding Officer of a large ship in the U. S. Navy was about to start the morning briefing to his Staff and Senior Officers. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was 'work' and how much of it was 'pleasure?'
The X.O. chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.
A Commander said it was 50-50%.
A Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the CO turned to the SEAMAN who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
With no hesitation, the young SEAMAN responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The CO was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well Sir, began the SEAMAN, "if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
The X.O. chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.
A Commander said it was 50-50%.
A Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the CO turned to the SEAMAN who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
With no hesitation, the young SEAMAN responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The CO was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well Sir, began the SEAMAN, "if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
