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<blockquote data-quote="ripdmup" data-source="post: 516834" data-attributes="member: 9199">A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loudpounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.&#039;Not a chance,&#039; says the husband, &#039;it is 3:00 In the morning!&#039;He slams the door and returns to bed.&#039;Who was that?&#039; asked his wife.&#039;Just some drunk guy asking for a push,&#039; he answers.&#039;Did you help him?&#039; she asks.&#039;No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it&nbsp; is pouring rain out there!&#039;&#039;Well, you have a short memory,&#039; says his wife.&#039;Can&#039;t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? &nbsp;I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!&#039;The man does as he is told, gets dressed , and goes out into the pounding rain.He calls out into the dark, &#039;Hello, are you still&nbsp; there?&#039;&#039;Yes,&#039; comes back the answer.&#039;Do you still need a push?&#039; calls out the husband.&#039;Yes, please!&#039; comes the reply from the dark.&#039;Where are you?&#039; asks the husband.Over here on the swing,&#039; replied the drunk.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="ripdmup, post: 516834, member: 9199"] A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 In the morning!' He slams the door and returns to bed. 'Who was that?' asked his wife. 'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers. 'Did you help him?' she asks. 'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!' 'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!' The man does as he is told, gets dressed , and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?' 'Yes,' comes back the answer. 'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband. 'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark. 'Where are you?' asks the husband. Over here on the swing,' replied the drunk. [/QUOTE]

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