mtnman
Well-known member
YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE
>
> A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a
> loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes
> to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in
> the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
>
> 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in
> the morning!' He slams the door and returns to bed.
>
> 'Who was that?' asked his wife.' Just some drunk
> guy asking for a push,' he answers.
>
> 'Did you help him?' she asks.' 'No, I did not, it
> is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out
> there!'
>
> 'Well, you have a short memory ,' says his wife.
> 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we
> broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think
> you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
> yourself!'
>
> The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes
> out into the pounding rain.
>
> He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still
> there?' 'Yes,' comes back the answer.
>
> 'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.
> 'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.
>
> 'Where are you?' asks the husband. 'Over here on
> the swing,' replied the drunk.
>
> A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a
> loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes
> to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in
> the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
>
> 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in
> the morning!' He slams the door and returns to bed.
>
> 'Who was that?' asked his wife.' Just some drunk
> guy asking for a push,' he answers.
>
> 'Did you help him?' she asks.' 'No, I did not, it
> is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out
> there!'
>
> 'Well, you have a short memory ,' says his wife.
> 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we
> broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think
> you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
> yourself!'
>
> The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes
> out into the pounding rain.
>
> He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still
> there?' 'Yes,' comes back the answer.
>
> 'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.
> 'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.
>
> 'Where are you?' asks the husband. 'Over here on
> the swing,' replied the drunk.
