FishingCop
Well-known member
A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises
coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her
husband naked
lying on the bed, sweating and panting......
"What's up?" she asks.
"I think I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband...
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as
she's
dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy!
Aunty
Shirley is hiding in your closet and she's got no clothes on!"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into
the
bedroom, right past her husband, rips open the closet door and
sure enough,
there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.
"You rotten "Bitch", she screams.
"My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around
naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!"
coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her
husband naked
lying on the bed, sweating and panting......
"What's up?" she asks.
"I think I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband...
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as
she's
dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy!
Aunty
Shirley is hiding in your closet and she's got no clothes on!"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into
the
bedroom, right past her husband, rips open the closet door and
sure enough,
there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.
"You rotten "Bitch", she screams.
"My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around
naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!"
