Best Cookie Recipe!

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mtnman

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I thought that I'd share this recipe. It is the BEST cookie recipe.
It's a Christmas Cookie recipe but I think it can be made at any time of the year, especially St. Patrick's Day.

Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup f sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best
to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup...just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit, pick the frigging fruit off
floor...Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
beaterers just pry it lloose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over Don't forget to

beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Cose
Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS!!!!!


Hope you enjoy the cookies!
 

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