My wife is blond just so you know.....
*A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,
decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a
nearby well-to-do neighborhood.*
* *
*She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if
he had any odd jobs for her to do.*
* *
*'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, ''How
much will you charge me?'*
* *
*Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'*
* *
*The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she
would need was in the garage.*
* *
*The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, 'Does she
realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?'*
* *
*He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'*
* *
*The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those dumb blonde jokes *
*we've been getting by e-mail lately.'*
* *
*Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.*
* *
*'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.*
* *
*'Yes' the blonde replied 'and I even had paint left over, so I gave it
two coats.'*
* *
*Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it
to her along with a ten dollar tip.*
* *
*'And by the way, ' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.'*
*A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,
decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a
nearby well-to-do neighborhood.*
* *
*She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if
he had any odd jobs for her to do.*
* *
*'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, ''How
much will you charge me?'*
* *
*Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'*
* *
*The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she
would need was in the garage.*
* *
*The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, 'Does she
realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?'*
* *
*He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'*
* *
*The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those dumb blonde jokes *
*we've been getting by e-mail lately.'*
* *
*Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.*
* *
*'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.*
* *
*'Yes' the blonde replied 'and I even had paint left over, so I gave it
two coats.'*
* *
*Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it
to her along with a ten dollar tip.*
* *
*'And by the way, ' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.'*
