FishingCop
Well-known member
>> A man received the following text from his neighbor:
>>
>> I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
>> I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
>> In fact, more than you.
>>
>> I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
>>
>> The poor fellow, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun,
>> and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
>>
>> A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn computer with its auto correcting!
>> I meant "wi fi", not "wife".
>>
>> I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
>> I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
>> In fact, more than you.
>>
>> I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
>>
>> The poor fellow, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun,
>> and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
>>
>> A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn computer with its auto correcting!
>> I meant "wi fi", not "wife".
