lowe
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Lady went to the doctor for her regular checkup. While there, the doctor told her everything checked out fine, and also asked about her husband and how he was doing.
The woman replied. "I am worry about my husband. He has started eating dog food and running around the house growling and chewing on things."
Doctor told the lady to inform her husband that the dog food would kill him and to stop eating it.
Several months later, the woman revisited the doctor. Again, the doctor told the woman everything checked out fine.
Before the woman left, the doctor asked if her husband had stopped eating the dog food.
The woman informed the doctor that her husband was now dead and no longer with her.
The doctor said. "I told you eating that dog food would kill him if he didn't stop."
The woman said it wasn't the dog food that killed her husband.
The doctor asked what was it then.
"He was sitting in the road naked, licking his balls and a truck ran over him," the woman said.
The woman replied. "I am worry about my husband. He has started eating dog food and running around the house growling and chewing on things."
Doctor told the lady to inform her husband that the dog food would kill him and to stop eating it.
Several months later, the woman revisited the doctor. Again, the doctor told the woman everything checked out fine.
Before the woman left, the doctor asked if her husband had stopped eating the dog food.
The woman informed the doctor that her husband was now dead and no longer with her.
The doctor said. "I told you eating that dog food would kill him if he didn't stop."
The woman said it wasn't the dog food that killed her husband.
The doctor asked what was it then.
"He was sitting in the road naked, licking his balls and a truck ran over him," the woman said.
