Dick and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing
trip.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because
his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dick
headed home frustrated.
The following week when Dick's buddies arrived at the lake to set up
camp, they were shocked to see Dick. He was already sitting at the campground
with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dick?"
"I didn't have to," Dick replied.
"Last week when I left our meeting, I went home and slumped down in my
chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me
and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'."
"When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a see-through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'......SO HERE I AM!"
trip.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because
his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dick
headed home frustrated.
The following week when Dick's buddies arrived at the lake to set up
camp, they were shocked to see Dick. He was already sitting at the campground
with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dick?"
"I didn't have to," Dick replied.
"Last week when I left our meeting, I went home and slumped down in my
chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me
and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'."
"When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a see-through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'......SO HERE I AM!"
