Going fishin

[JMichael]

Four married guys decide to go on a fishing trip on the upcoming weekend. Saturday rolls around and finds all four of them on the lake. After about an hour, a conversation started about what was required in order to be able to go on this trip.

First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to
come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife
that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'

Second guy: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that
I would build her a new deck for the pool.'

Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my
wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'

After some time has passed, they realized that their fourth member
had not said a word about what it took for him to get away.
'Bill, You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.
What's the deal?'

Bill: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I
shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:
'Fishing or Sex? ' She said: 'Wear sun-block.'

 

[Jdholmes]

That is the funniest thing I have heard this week. Hahaha....sittin here with my wife, I read it to her...she just says, "True that..."