How to fail a test‏

[Popeye]

My buddy sent me these and hope you enjoy them. I'm sorta partial to the elephant and the find the "x" ones myself.

 

[Jim]

:LOL2:

reminds me of high school. I used to buy the teacher pencils so he would leave me alone and pass me.

 

[Popeye]

:LOL2:

reminds me of high school. I used to buy the teacher pencils so he would leave me alone and pass me.

You could get away with that stuff in Massachusetts? You can tell what we needed by our Governor.

 

[ShadowWalker]

Reminds me of my favorite answer to put on questions I don't know. In all fairness I only usually did this if there was extra credit I knew to make up for it.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and the wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a dog house?
None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

 

[Popeye]

Or the philosophical, Why is an Orange?

 

[Waterwings]

I tell my students it's less work for me to enter a 0 in the computer than it is a 100. I actually had 2 students who refused to take the recent 2nd qtr exam. I have them put their name and date on the paper and write on the paper that they have refused to take the test. Document!, document!, document!. Have to cover your "six" these days when angry parents start calling and asking why their child is failing. 8)

 

[Captain Ahab]

Captain Ahab's Strategy for Better Grades:

1. Find a teacher who likes to fish but is not very good at catching fish;

2. Take said teacher to one of your little known honey holes;

3. Provide said teacher with bait that works (very important);

4. Make a big deal about anything the teacher catches - use phrases like "Wow, you caught 5 already, I never catch anything here";

5. Do not use a bait that work so only the teacher is catching fish; and,

6. End the day with subtle hints to the teacher "I would take you to my really good spot but my parents are so upset about my marginal grades that they will not let me go there until I maintain at least a "B" average";


Grade points average immediately improves - use the "better" fishing location like a carrot until the end of the school year; if said teacher becomes pushy pray for rain and only tell about fishing trips on weekends when you know the teacher in unavailable.


Got this good Captain to pass the 6th grade :mrgreen:

 

[Bubba]

:roflmao: :LMFAO:

Those are good! :lol:

 

[Popeye]

Got this good Captain to pass the 6th grade

I'm guessing that's not as far as you got... is it? :lol:

 

[Captain Ahab]

Got this good Captain to pass the 6th grade

I'm guessing that's not as far as you got... is it? :lol:

I do not recall

 

[Popeye]

Bet if you took notes with a Sharpie you would recall.

 

[FishingCop]

Got this good Captain to pass the 6th grade

I'm guessing that's not as far as you got... is it? :lol:

I do not recall

And I resemble that remark :lol:

 

[Captain Ahab]

Bet if you took notes with a Sharpie you would recall.

Yeah - where is my sharpie?
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

[Popeye]

I tell you what. That post office sure is slow. They asked if I wanted it to go Priority of First Class. I asked if they still did Slow Boat to China. :lol:

 

[Popeye]

And more bad news. I had to go into work for a few hours this morning and found out our internet is down there. Nobody knows why or when it will be back up. Out IT guy is in Kentucky and probably won't be up here until Monday. So no internet at werk. What am I gonna do??? WERK??? [-X [-X

 

[Captain Ahab]

So no internet at werk. What am I gonna do??? WERK??? [-X [-X

Mail stuff?
8)

 

[Henry Hefner]

Or the philosophical, Why is an Orange?

My dad always asked: "What is the difference between an orange?" :roll:
We learned to answer: "Fish!" Or "Tuesday!" :mrgreen:

 

[Popeye]

So no internet at werk. What am I gonna do??? WERK??? [-X [-X

Mail stuff?
8)

Hmmm... Noo... Think I've mailed everything I need to... Water bill... Electric Bill... Gas Bill... Publishers Clearing House entry... Nope, got all the important stuff out. Gotta be something I can do.