Deadmeat
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For those of you who don't shoot IPSC (International Practical Shooting Confedration) matches, there is a Power Factor for each division. Power Factor is bullet weight X velocity/1000. To make major Power Factor for Limited, which is the division I often shoot, you have to be shooting a Power Factor of 165 or greater. This prevents folks from shooting very light handloads and thus being able to shoot faster because of less recoil.
One of the matches I shoot has a 2-hole outhouse, one hole on either side with a partition in the middle. One side is for women and the other side for men, but given that we have few women shooters at this match it's not uncommon for both sides to be occupied by men.
A couple months ago I had gathered up my gear and was walking down the dirt road beside the outhouse when someone in one side of the outhouse ripped a fart that was so powerful it would have either blown the outhouse to bits or launched it into low earth orbit had there been an ignition source. After a couple seconds of absolute silence I heard a voice from the other side of the outhouse saying, "Man, if that doesn't make Major nothin' will!"
I was laughing so hard I couldn't see to load my mags.
One of the matches I shoot has a 2-hole outhouse, one hole on either side with a partition in the middle. One side is for women and the other side for men, but given that we have few women shooters at this match it's not uncommon for both sides to be occupied by men.
A couple months ago I had gathered up my gear and was walking down the dirt road beside the outhouse when someone in one side of the outhouse ripped a fart that was so powerful it would have either blown the outhouse to bits or launched it into low earth orbit had there been an ignition source. After a couple seconds of absolute silence I heard a voice from the other side of the outhouse saying, "Man, if that doesn't make Major nothin' will!"
I was laughing so hard I couldn't see to load my mags.
