Specknreds
Well-known member
Subject: gynecologist
>
> A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance
> and HMO
> paperwork and was burned out.
>
> Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be
> beneficial, he
> decided to become a mechanic.
>
> He went to the Nashville Auto Diesel College, signed up for
> evening
> classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
>
> When the time for the practical exam approached, the
> gynecologist prepared
> carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous
> skill.
>
> When the results came back, he was surprised to find that
> he had obtained a
> score of 150%.
>
> Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I
> don't want to appear
> ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if
> there is an
> error in the grade."
>
> The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the
> engine apart perfectly,
> which was worth 50% of the total mark.
>
> "You put the engine back together again perfectly,
> which is also worth 50%
> of the mark."
>
> After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an
> extra 50% because you
> did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen
> done in my entire
> career."
>
> A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance
> and HMO
> paperwork and was burned out.
>
> Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be
> beneficial, he
> decided to become a mechanic.
>
> He went to the Nashville Auto Diesel College, signed up for
> evening
> classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
>
> When the time for the practical exam approached, the
> gynecologist prepared
> carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous
> skill.
>
> When the results came back, he was surprised to find that
> he had obtained a
> score of 150%.
>
> Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I
> don't want to appear
> ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if
> there is an
> error in the grade."
>
> The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the
> engine apart perfectly,
> which was worth 50% of the total mark.
>
> "You put the engine back together again perfectly,
> which is also worth 50%
> of the mark."
>
> After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an
> extra 50% because you
> did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen
> done in my entire
> career."
