Mirror, mirror

Popeye · Oct 10, 2008

Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were having lunch together.

Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the
world, but how can I be sure?'

Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but
sometimes I wonder.'

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've
never had it confirmed.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were
true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to
confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the
most gorgeous, and Brad Pitt was the sexiest.

They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their
findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror
told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

Angelina Jolie said, "The mirror says I am definitely the most gorgeous
woman in the world."

Brad Pitt walked in with disbelief written all over his face. Near tears,
he asked "Who the heck is Frank Andrekus?

Jim · Oct 11, 2008

:LOL2:

Not what I was expecting....that was great! =D>

Popeye · Oct 11, 2008

Feel free to forward that to your friends. I suppose you could personalize it if you really have to.

Jim · Oct 11, 2008

flounderhead59 said:
Feel free to forward that to your friends. I suppose you could personalize it if you really have to.

Already did! :LOL2: :beer:

Captain Ahab · Oct 11, 2008

Good joke - but you spelled the name wrong - it is not "Frank Andrekus" it is "Captain Ahab"

Shhhh - I already have to many women following me around