NY Thievery Part II

[BassAddict]

Well as most of you know Me and my brother have a little rivalry, when i go to his house I steal something before I leave. And when he meets me in jersey he steals something from me before he leaves. Last few times I got this nifty shirt:



Along with a Jack Daniels Zippo (sorry no pic), Which he got back for his birthday i believe :lol:

From me he stole from me my IPOD which I got back by playing my crying baby brother card. :lol: I then however almost broke it by forgetting I had it, and put it through the wash #-o. Well its that time to head up there again and cause some trouble :twisted: and I have a few ideas, but I'm interested to hear your prank ideas?

 

[Loggerhead Mike]

i always enjoy sticking the "rainbow" gay pride stickers on the back of their vehicle in a nice place they wont notice it for a few days :mrgreen:

 

[Popeye]

Not that I've ever pulled any pranks on anyone but how about...

- Remove the shower head, trim bits of Ivory soap and stick them into the shower pipe leading into the wall. Add as much as you can. Replace the shower head back in place and wait.

- If he has a spray attachment for his kitchen faucet, tape or take a rubber band and fix the sprayer so it is on full. Face the nozzle to the place your brother will stand. When he turns on the sink, he'll get a wet surprise.

- I like putting a long heavy duty zip tie on the drive shaft of their car/truck.

- This one works if you have access to a lawn w/o snow: Go to your local home and garden center and load up on carrot seeds. Then when the coast is clear, sprinkle the seeds on the lawn of your intended victim. I always feel a smiley face beats spelling out, "BUTTHEAD", but I'll leave it to you to decide how mean you want to be.

At first nothing will happen. The seeds need to germinate. Then come springtime or if it is summertime, a few weeks after sprinkling, the seeds will start to grow. The carrots are a different shade of green than the grass and they have a different shape of leaf so they really stand out.

The best thing is that you cannot sprinkle weed killer on the carrots because the only weed killers that work on a lawn are for broad leaf plants and carrots are narrow leaf. The only way to get rid of them is to pick them one by one.

 

[Popeye]

Ummm... doesn't your brother come on here? Won't he see this?

 

[Captain Ahab]

What does the zip tie do - just make a slapping sound?

 

[BassAddict]

Ummm... doesn't your brother come on here? Won't he see this?

Every now and then thats why im not reveling my plans :lol: :lol: And on the shower idea I perffer to use hard candy

 

[Popeye]

What does the zip tie do - just make a slapping sound?

Yup, And as it is on the drive shaft you can't locate it when stoppped. Empty soda/beer cans on top of a pickup trucks spare tire make noise too.

 

[Loggerhead Mike]

be sure to put the zip tie where it wont slap any fuel lines. my roomate in college had to learn that the hard way



well i just played a new personal best:

I filled out one of them free viagra sample deals in my buddys name and had it mailed to his house. we all had a great laugh about it when he came in telling us how his wife was more than pissed.. gool ole' baptist lady did not want that "crap" in here mailbox for all the neighbors to see =D>

 

[Popeye]

Ummm... doesn't your brother come on here? Won't he see this?

Every now and then thats why im not reveling my plans :lol: :lol: And on the shower idea I perffer to use hard candy

What does the hard candy thing do?

 

[BassAddict]

Ummm... doesn't your brother come on here? Won't he see this?

Every now and then thats why im not reveling my plans :lol: :lol: And on the shower idea I perffer to use hard candy

What does the hard candy thing do?

Leaves the recipient with a nice sticky candy coating LOL

 

[Popeye]

I guess that would work too. With the soap, if it doesn't foam up and make piles of soap suds, they can never rinse the soapiness off. Did that to a friend once. I never knew he brushed his teeth in the shower until he told me about how soapy the water tasted. :mrgreen:

 

[BassAddict]

LMAO!!!! Im sure he wont check this and if he does ill have to change plans but the plan for now involves a coffee table and an air horn!

 

[welder]

Hook the turn signal on his truck to the horn .

Rocks in the Hub caps [ If he has them ]

Tape some Tampons to hi back bumper then set them up on the inside bottom lip of the bumper , whe he taks off they will drop down and hang.

Get a licinse Plate frame made the say's ...AZZ IN CAR and put it on the back.

Empty can of sardines [ Don't want juice on the car ] under the seat and WOW ........She needs a douch.

Get in his pantry and take ALL THE LABELS off the canned goods [ They will never know what veggies or soup their going to eat ]

Feed his cat some exlax and put it in the bedroom or truck [ Might not have a Brother after that one ]

Put all his silverware in a pot and put it in the freezer.

Glue all his shoes to the floor.

Get his work gloves and pour in some Chalk dust [ Used for chalk boxes ] Red works VERY well , it looks like Blood.

Get some rock salt and draw a big Dick in his grass.

Get a 4"X4" and cut it just long enough to stand up under the driver seat of his truck , when he hits any bumps , well, its hard.

Get him a Subscription to Play girl Magizine.

Put him on a gay web site , looking for a good time , likes it anyway , make me your biotch.

I have more if you don't mind going to jail for a day or two. :twisted:

 

[Jim]

Tape some Tampons to hi back bumper then set them up on the inside bottom lip of the bumper , whe he taks off they will drop down and hang.

:LOL2:

 

[whj812]

Get a milk jug and hide it in the cabinets.......in a few days or weeks...they will have a stinky surprise!!

Do the same with a Banana peel!!



Or if you really want to be mean........ you can upper deck him.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=upper+deck

 

[BassAddict]

HEHEHE Thanks guys, my pranking will have to wait for April so keep the ideas coming!! I was planning to get him over the holidays but things were way too busy to do anything.