HANGEYE
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A traveling sales is going door to door. At one of his stops, he knocks on the door and a little old lady answers. She invites him in and in the middle of his sales pitch, the old lady offers him a snack. The sales man seeing a bowl of peanuts on the coffe table say thanks and starts to load up on the peanuts. At the end of his pitch when he is leaving, he appologizes to the old lady for eating almost all of her peanuts. The old lady says, that's ok, my teeth are pretty bad so I just suck the chocolate off of them. 
