Bubba
Well-known member
My boss just sent me this, and had to share it with you guys..... :lol:
"When Edd retired to Mexico, got his divorce and sold the Drug Store
he was excited !! First time in his life he had all the time in the
day to do what every he wanted to do !! But after a few years he
tired of this life of no responsibilities. He found something up in
the mountains near a little remote Mexican village, San Quintin, that
was extraordinary !!! After listening to the Villagers and watching
these frogs he KNEW he had found his Nitch Market in Mexico.
So soon he set up his " Sex Frog " shop in nearby Puetro Vallarta and
waited anxiously for his first sale.
Pretty soon the first tourist came down the street and saw Edd's new
shop and large sign --- "SEX FROGS FOR SALE" The girl excitedly
looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to
the man behind the counter, 'I'll take one!'
Edd carefully puts the frog into a box , he quietly says to her,
'Just follow the instructions!'
The excited tourist girl, from Canada naturally, nods, picks up the
box and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her All Inclusive Resort room , she
opens the instructions and reads them very carefully She does
EXACTLY what is specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the
frog to do what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her
surprise . . . NOTHING happens! The girl naturally is very
disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the
instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you
have any problems or questions .. please call the pet shop
immediately and ask for Edd .'
So, she phones the pet shop. Edd expresses his sorry profusely and
says ' I'll be right over ' Within minutes, Edd is ringing her
doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'Look 'ere, I've
done everything it says in the instructions but t his stupid frog
just SITS there!'
Then Edd . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares
straight into its eyes and says very STERNLY:
'LISTEN TO ME!!
I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE MORE TIME..."
"When Edd retired to Mexico, got his divorce and sold the Drug Store
he was excited !! First time in his life he had all the time in the
day to do what every he wanted to do !! But after a few years he
tired of this life of no responsibilities. He found something up in
the mountains near a little remote Mexican village, San Quintin, that
was extraordinary !!! After listening to the Villagers and watching
these frogs he KNEW he had found his Nitch Market in Mexico.
So soon he set up his " Sex Frog " shop in nearby Puetro Vallarta and
waited anxiously for his first sale.
Pretty soon the first tourist came down the street and saw Edd's new
shop and large sign --- "SEX FROGS FOR SALE" The girl excitedly
looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to
the man behind the counter, 'I'll take one!'
Edd carefully puts the frog into a box , he quietly says to her,
'Just follow the instructions!'
The excited tourist girl, from Canada naturally, nods, picks up the
box and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her All Inclusive Resort room , she
opens the instructions and reads them very carefully She does
EXACTLY what is specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the
frog to do what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her
surprise . . . NOTHING happens! The girl naturally is very
disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the
instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you
have any problems or questions .. please call the pet shop
immediately and ask for Edd .'
So, she phones the pet shop. Edd expresses his sorry profusely and
says ' I'll be right over ' Within minutes, Edd is ringing her
doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'Look 'ere, I've
done everything it says in the instructions but t his stupid frog
just SITS there!'
Then Edd . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares
straight into its eyes and says very STERNLY:
'LISTEN TO ME!!
I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE MORE TIME..."
