Bubba
Well-known member
How to install a Southern home security system:
> >
> > 1. Go to the Goodwill Store and buy a pair of men's work boots, size
> > 14-16 (well used).
> >
> > 2. Place them on the front porch along with a copy of Gun and Ammo
> magazine.
> >
> > 3. Put a couple of BIG dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
> >
> > 4. Leave a handwritten note on your door that reads:
> >
> > Hey Bubba!
> > Big Jim, Duke,and Me went for more ammo....be back in about an hour.
> > Don't mess with the pit bulls--they got after the mailman this morning
> > and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it
> > was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all the dogs in
> > the house. And remember they don't bark until it is too late! Just wait
> > outside till we get back.
> > Cooter
:lol:
> >
> > 1. Go to the Goodwill Store and buy a pair of men's work boots, size
> > 14-16 (well used).
> >
> > 2. Place them on the front porch along with a copy of Gun and Ammo
> magazine.
> >
> > 3. Put a couple of BIG dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
> >
> > 4. Leave a handwritten note on your door that reads:
> >
> > Hey Bubba!
> > Big Jim, Duke,and Me went for more ammo....be back in about an hour.
> > Don't mess with the pit bulls--they got after the mailman this morning
> > and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it
> > was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all the dogs in
> > the house. And remember they don't bark until it is too late! Just wait
> > outside till we get back.
> > Cooter
:lol:
