DocWatson
Well-known member
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .
If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
If you buy a computer, it will go to India .
If you buy fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala .
If you buy a car, it will go to Japan or Korea .
If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1 Spending it at yard sales, or
2 Going to ball games, or
3 Spending it on prostitutes, or
4 Beer, or
5 Tattoos.
These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. using real cash
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So, I'm going to go to a ball game and drink beer with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale. :wink:
If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .
If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
If you buy a computer, it will go to India .
If you buy fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala .
If you buy a car, it will go to Japan or Korea .
If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1 Spending it at yard sales, or
2 Going to ball games, or
3 Spending it on prostitutes, or
4 Beer, or
5 Tattoos.
These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. using real cash
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So, I'm going to go to a ball game and drink beer with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale. :wink:
