that’s when the fight started

[Popeye]

My wife and I were in bed watching a rerun of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

I snuggled up to her and said, “Do you want to ?

“No,” she answered.

I then said, “Is that your final answer?” She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying “Yes.”

So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

And that’s when the fight started….

 

[Jim]

:LOL2:

 

[Waterwings]

Might have to borrow that one! :lol:

 

[switchback]

I got a list of them in a e-mail.....this is one of the other ones.

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.

And then the fight started...

 

[Waterwings]

Lol :lol: