THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE

[mtnman]

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?' The father, surprised, answers - 'Well son, there're three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm.
In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like o nions.' 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them, and they make you cry.'

 

[Waterwings]

Lol, good one!

 

[Popeye]

So you think you're bold only postin the first half of that one huh? Don't be skerrid

 

[ACarbone624]

Here is the rest of that joke.....

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, 'Mom, how ma ny types of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie
is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like
a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.' 'A Christmas tree??'

'Yes dear, dead from the roo t up and the balls are for decoration only.'

 

[ACarbone624]

Bringing this one back from last year....