Popeye
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We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good," said the older woman behind us. "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents, because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" the woman asked incredulously.
"YES!!" stated the waitress.
"I'll take the special then." the woman said.
"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.
"Raw and in the shell," she replied.
She took the two eggs home.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! They've been around the block more than once
"Sounds good," said the older woman behind us. "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents, because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" the woman asked incredulously.
"YES!!" stated the waitress.
"I'll take the special then." the woman said.
"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.
"Raw and in the shell," she replied.
She took the two eggs home.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! They've been around the block more than once
