Today's Funny

[mtnman]

> A 6-year-old and 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. > > 'You know what?' says the 6-year-old. 'I think it's about time we > started cussing.' > > The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues, > 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with > 'hell' and you say something with 'ass''. > > The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother > walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for > breakfast, he replies, > > 'Aw, 'HELL' Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.' > > WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the > kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his > mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step She locks> him > in his room and shouts, 'You can stay in there until I let you out.' > > She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old > and asks with a stern voice,> > 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young > man?' > > 'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it > won't be Cheerios

 

[Bubba]

ROFL! Thats hilarious! :lol:

 

[Zman]

holy **** i can't stop laughing!!! great one!

 

[slim357]

lol

 

[Jim]

This is funny because................I have a 6 and a 4 year old and I can picture this. I heard him drop the F bomb the other day and I almost fell off my chair. Being the dad I am I confronted him about it and said "where did you hear that"


With a look of fear in his eyes he said "you...remember that guy in the car the otherday".................



:shock:

 

[DocWatson]

Ahhh... the trials of parenthood. :wink:

They do hear everything and simply ignore what they don't want to hear.

 

[Waterwings]

ROFL ! That was a great one! :lol:


Gonna have to borrow that one