Specknreds
Well-known member
COLLARDS IS GREEN MY DOG’S NAME IS BLUE AND I’M SO LUCKY
TO HAVE A SWEET THANG LIKE YOU.
YORE HAIR IS LIKE CORNSILK A-FLAPPING IN THE BREEZE.
SOFTER THAN BLUE’S AND WITHOUT ALL THEM FLEAS.
YOU MOVE LIKE THE BASS WHICH EXCITE ME IN MAY.
YOU AIN’T GOT NO SCALES, BUT I LUV YOU ANYWAY.
YO’RE AS SATISFY’N AS OKRY JIST A-FRY’N IN THE PAN.
YO’RE AS FRAGRANT AS SNUFF RIGHT OUT OF THE CAN.
YOU HAVE SOME’A YORE TEETH, FOR WHICH I AM PROUD.
I HOLD MY HEAD HIGH WHEN WE’RE IN A CROWD.
ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS, WHEN YOU SHAVE UNDER YORE ARMS,
WELL, I’M IN HAWG HEAVEN AND AWED BY YORE CHARM.
STILL THEM FELLERS AT WORK, THEY ALL WANT TO KNOW,
WHAT I DID TO DESERVE, SUCH A PURDY, YOUNG DOE.
LIKE A GOOD ROLL OF DUCT TAPE YO’RE THERE FER YOUR MAN.
TO PATCH UP LIFE’S TROUBLES AND FIX WHAT YOU CAN.
YO’RE AS CUTE AS A JUNEBUG A-BUZZIN OVERHEAD.
YOU AIN’T MEAN LIKE THOSE FAR ANTS I FOUND IN BED.
CUT FROM THE BEST CLOTH LIKE A FLANNEL SHIRT.
YOU SPARK UP MY LIFE MORE THAN A FRESH LOAD OF DIRT.
WHEN YOU HOLD ME REAL TIGHT LIKE A PADDED GUNRACK,
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE; AIN’T NUTT,IN I LACK.
YO’RE COMPLEXION, IT’S PERFECTION, LIKE THE BEST VINYL SIDING.
DESPITE ALL THE YEARS YO’RE AGE, IT KEEPS HIDIN.
ME’N YOUS LIKE A MOON PIE WITH A RC COLD DRANK.
WE GO TOGETHER LIKE A SKUNK GOES WITH STANK.
SOME MEN, THEY BUY CHOCOLATE FOR VALENTINES DAY.
THEY GET IT AT WAL-MART ITS ROMANTIC THAT WAY.
SOME MEN GIT ROSES ON THAT SPECIAL DAY FROM THE COOLER
AT KROGERS. THAT’S IMPRESSIVE, I SAY.
SOME MEN BUY FINE DIAMONDS FROM A FLEA MARKET BOOTH.
“DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER” THEY EXPLAIN, SUAVE AND COUTH.
BUT FOR THIS MAN, HONEY THESE WON’T DO.
CAUSE YO’RE TOO SPECIAL, YOU SWEET THANG YOU.
I GOT YOU A GIFT WITHOUT TASTE NOR ODER, MORE USEFUL
THAN DIAMONDS.
IT’S A NEW TROLL’N MOTOR!!!!
TO HAVE A SWEET THANG LIKE YOU.
YORE HAIR IS LIKE CORNSILK A-FLAPPING IN THE BREEZE.
SOFTER THAN BLUE’S AND WITHOUT ALL THEM FLEAS.
YOU MOVE LIKE THE BASS WHICH EXCITE ME IN MAY.
YOU AIN’T GOT NO SCALES, BUT I LUV YOU ANYWAY.
YO’RE AS SATISFY’N AS OKRY JIST A-FRY’N IN THE PAN.
YO’RE AS FRAGRANT AS SNUFF RIGHT OUT OF THE CAN.
YOU HAVE SOME’A YORE TEETH, FOR WHICH I AM PROUD.
I HOLD MY HEAD HIGH WHEN WE’RE IN A CROWD.
ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS, WHEN YOU SHAVE UNDER YORE ARMS,
WELL, I’M IN HAWG HEAVEN AND AWED BY YORE CHARM.
STILL THEM FELLERS AT WORK, THEY ALL WANT TO KNOW,
WHAT I DID TO DESERVE, SUCH A PURDY, YOUNG DOE.
LIKE A GOOD ROLL OF DUCT TAPE YO’RE THERE FER YOUR MAN.
TO PATCH UP LIFE’S TROUBLES AND FIX WHAT YOU CAN.
YO’RE AS CUTE AS A JUNEBUG A-BUZZIN OVERHEAD.
YOU AIN’T MEAN LIKE THOSE FAR ANTS I FOUND IN BED.
CUT FROM THE BEST CLOTH LIKE A FLANNEL SHIRT.
YOU SPARK UP MY LIFE MORE THAN A FRESH LOAD OF DIRT.
WHEN YOU HOLD ME REAL TIGHT LIKE A PADDED GUNRACK,
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE; AIN’T NUTT,IN I LACK.
YO’RE COMPLEXION, IT’S PERFECTION, LIKE THE BEST VINYL SIDING.
DESPITE ALL THE YEARS YO’RE AGE, IT KEEPS HIDIN.
ME’N YOUS LIKE A MOON PIE WITH A RC COLD DRANK.
WE GO TOGETHER LIKE A SKUNK GOES WITH STANK.
SOME MEN, THEY BUY CHOCOLATE FOR VALENTINES DAY.
THEY GET IT AT WAL-MART ITS ROMANTIC THAT WAY.
SOME MEN GIT ROSES ON THAT SPECIAL DAY FROM THE COOLER
AT KROGERS. THAT’S IMPRESSIVE, I SAY.
SOME MEN BUY FINE DIAMONDS FROM A FLEA MARKET BOOTH.
“DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER” THEY EXPLAIN, SUAVE AND COUTH.
BUT FOR THIS MAN, HONEY THESE WON’T DO.
CAUSE YO’RE TOO SPECIAL, YOU SWEET THANG YOU.
I GOT YOU A GIFT WITHOUT TASTE NOR ODER, MORE USEFUL
THAN DIAMONDS.
IT’S A NEW TROLL’N MOTOR!!!!
