ripdmup
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A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon Ray carrying a wild turkey under his arm.
He stopped and asked Ray, Where did you get that turkey?
Ray replied, 'What turkey?
The game warden said, That turkey you're carrying under your arm?
Ray looks down and said, Well, lookie here, a turkey done roosted under me arm!
The game warden said, Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey I'm going to do to you.
If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?
Ray said, "I guess I'll just kiss his butt and let him go"!
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump
May your potatoes and gravy never a lump
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize
And may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs
Happy Thanksgiving!
He stopped and asked Ray, Where did you get that turkey?
Ray replied, 'What turkey?
The game warden said, That turkey you're carrying under your arm?
Ray looks down and said, Well, lookie here, a turkey done roosted under me arm!
The game warden said, Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey I'm going to do to you.
If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?
Ray said, "I guess I'll just kiss his butt and let him go"!
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump
May your potatoes and gravy never a lump
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize
And may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs
Happy Thanksgiving!
