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FishingCop

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WAL-MART SENIOR GREETER

Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.

Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy,

clean-shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating

their "Older Person Friendly" policies.

One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.

"Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job,but your being

late so often is quite bothersome."


"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."

''Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear.

It's odd though your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces.

What did they say if you came in late there?"



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''They said, "Good morning, Admiral, can I get you coffee, sir?'''
 
Waterwings said:
nathanielrthomas said:
In the Navy, if youre gonna be late, you better have donuts. If you walk in late with donuts, nobody even notices youre late.


Absolutely! And always save the chocolate covered one for the boss :)

Yeah Im usually nice to the boss, because I know when everyone else gets pancakes in the galley, he gets mancakes. :LOL2:

Golden rule in the Navy:
Never piss off the cook or the corpsman!!
 
nathanielrthomas said:
Waterwings said:
nathanielrthomas said:
In the Navy, if youre gonna be late, you better have donuts. If you walk in late with donuts, nobody even notices youre late.


Absolutely! And always save the chocolate covered one for the boss :)

Yeah Im usually nice to the boss, because I know when everyone else gets pancakes in the galley, he gets mancakes. :LOL2:

Golden rule in the Navy:
Never piss off the cook or the corpsman!!

Or the disbursing clerk (they still have them don't they?)


FC, sorry to hijack your thread.
 
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