wasilvers
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United
States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and
says,"Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me
housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican." The man goes on
and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful
country here in America ."
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East .I am
not American."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?
She says, "No, I am from Africa ."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."
States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and
says,"Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me
housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican." The man goes on
and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful
country here in America ."
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East .I am
not American."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?
She says, "No, I am from Africa ."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."
