JMichael
Well-known member
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters.
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Why do doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why do they make lemon juice with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with
real lemons?
Why do they call the man who invests all your money a broker?
Why do they call the time of day with the slowest traffic rush hour?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why don't they make mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they call an airport the terminal if flying is so safe?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days of the year, why do they have locks on the doors.
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters.
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Why do doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why do they make lemon juice with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with
real lemons?
Why do they call the man who invests all your money a broker?
Why do they call the time of day with the slowest traffic rush hour?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why don't they make mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they call an airport the terminal if flying is so safe?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days of the year, why do they have locks on the doors.
