Bubba
Well-known member
Someone had posted this on EastTennesseefishing.com and thought I would share with you guys. I thought it was pretty funny....
> Why I Gave Up Fishing
>
> One morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made
>
> some lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage, and
>
> proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
>
> There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph.
>
> I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that
>
> the weather would be bad throughout the day.
>
> I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
>
> There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation,
>
> and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible!'
>
> My loving wife of twenty years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid
>
> husband is out fishing in that crap?'
>
> I have no idea if she was joking... and I'm too chicken to ask.
> Why I Gave Up Fishing
>
> One morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made
>
> some lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage, and
>
> proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
>
> There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph.
>
> I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that
>
> the weather would be bad throughout the day.
>
> I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
>
> There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation,
>
> and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible!'
>
> My loving wife of twenty years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid
>
> husband is out fishing in that crap?'
>
> I have no idea if she was joking... and I'm too chicken to ask.
