Waterwings
Well-known member
Widdle Wabbit
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "excuthe me, mithter, do you have widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, " Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, back wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle brown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "excuthe me, mithter, do you have widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, " Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, back wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle brown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
