Signs

>ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY


>


>A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man


opposite


>her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This


time


>the


>smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more


amused.


>When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to


the


>driver and he had the man arrested.


>


>The case came up in court.


>


>The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for


>himself.


>


>


>The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got


on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a


>sign


>that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,

'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,'


>and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that


>said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself.


But, Your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a


>sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'...

I just lost it.."



"CASE DISMISSED!!"