This guy brings his best fishing buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6.30, after fishing.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade...
"My bloody hair and makeup are not done, the house is a f..........mess, the dishes aren't done.
Can't you see I'm still in my f........... pyjamas and I can't be bothered cooking tonight!
Why the f.... did you bring him home unannounced you stupid ***** ?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married !"
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade...
"My bloody hair and makeup are not done, the house is a f..........mess, the dishes aren't done.
Can't you see I'm still in my f........... pyjamas and I can't be bothered cooking tonight!
Why the f.... did you bring him home unannounced you stupid ***** ?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married !"
