lowe
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One time there was a fur trapper, who had become blind after a battery exploded in his face. From that time on, he just set around the house doing nothing much of anything.
One day, his wife came in telling him about a job opening at a local fur trapper's shop. The man informed his wife that he was now blind and could not possibly help the guy offering the job.
But his wife told him to go down to the shop and see what was available in an effort to get him out of the house and active again. So against his better judgment, the blind fur trapper went to the shop.
When he walked in, the owner of the shop asked if he could help the blind man. "Yeah I am here about that job you had in the newspaper," the blind man said. "But you are blind, what can you do," the owner replied.
The blind man explained that at one time, he was the best fur trapper around and could tell what kind of animal fur it was, what it weighed and how it died just by filling of it.
Of course, the owner of the shop did not believe the man, but told him to sit down at the table and he would see if he was telling the truth.
The owner laid a fox fur in front of the blind man. The blind man stroked the fur and said, "that feels like a fox fur, weighed about 15 pounds, died by getting shot behind the left ear with a .243 Winchester at 122 yards".
The owner then laid a raccoon fur in front of the blind man. The blind man stroked the fur and said, "that feels like a raccoon, weighed about 22 1/2 pounds, died by getting strangled under the neck by the bite of a 14 pound beagle."
The owner of the shop could not believe what he was seeing. The owner then laid a coyote fur in front of the blind man. The blind man stroked the fur and said, "well that feels like a coyote, weighed about 34 pounds, died as the result of getting hit in the back hip by the bumper on a 74 Chrysler."
The owner of the fur store was astonished and told the blind man to come back on Monday because he definitely had a job waiting for him.
After informing his wife of his new job, the wife got kinda of frisky with the blind man at night when they went to bed. After a little touchy-feely, the blind man's hand found it's way down to his wife's lower parts.
After feeling around a bit, the blind man said, "hmmm I don't know the weight, but that feels like a ground hog that has been hit with a chopping axe."
One day, his wife came in telling him about a job opening at a local fur trapper's shop. The man informed his wife that he was now blind and could not possibly help the guy offering the job.
But his wife told him to go down to the shop and see what was available in an effort to get him out of the house and active again. So against his better judgment, the blind fur trapper went to the shop.
When he walked in, the owner of the shop asked if he could help the blind man. "Yeah I am here about that job you had in the newspaper," the blind man said. "But you are blind, what can you do," the owner replied.
The blind man explained that at one time, he was the best fur trapper around and could tell what kind of animal fur it was, what it weighed and how it died just by filling of it.
Of course, the owner of the shop did not believe the man, but told him to sit down at the table and he would see if he was telling the truth.
The owner laid a fox fur in front of the blind man. The blind man stroked the fur and said, "that feels like a fox fur, weighed about 15 pounds, died by getting shot behind the left ear with a .243 Winchester at 122 yards".
The owner then laid a raccoon fur in front of the blind man. The blind man stroked the fur and said, "that feels like a raccoon, weighed about 22 1/2 pounds, died by getting strangled under the neck by the bite of a 14 pound beagle."
The owner of the shop could not believe what he was seeing. The owner then laid a coyote fur in front of the blind man. The blind man stroked the fur and said, "well that feels like a coyote, weighed about 34 pounds, died as the result of getting hit in the back hip by the bumper on a 74 Chrysler."
The owner of the fur store was astonished and told the blind man to come back on Monday because he definitely had a job waiting for him.
After informing his wife of his new job, the wife got kinda of frisky with the blind man at night when they went to bed. After a little touchy-feely, the blind man's hand found it's way down to his wife's lower parts.
After feeling around a bit, the blind man said, "hmmm I don't know the weight, but that feels like a ground hog that has been hit with a chopping axe."
