FishingCop
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A woman went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped
up on a table. He had the biggest feet she'd ever seen. The woman asked
the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet. The
cowboy grinned and said, "Sure is, little lady! Why don't you come on
out to the bunk house and let me prove it to you!" The woman wanted to
find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning
she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thank ya Ma'am..
I'm real flattered. Aitn't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.
The woman replied, "Don't be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself
some boots that fit."
up on a table. He had the biggest feet she'd ever seen. The woman asked
the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet. The
cowboy grinned and said, "Sure is, little lady! Why don't you come on
out to the bunk house and let me prove it to you!" The woman wanted to
find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning
she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thank ya Ma'am..
I'm real flattered. Aitn't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.
The woman replied, "Don't be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself
some boots that fit."
