lowe
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Guy went turkey hunting one day and bagged four gobblers. Game warden walked up and saw all the turkeys and began looking at them.
Game Warden raised the first turkey's tail feathers up looking at it's backside. He said, "this turkey is from Ohio. You got any Ohio hunting license?" The hunter said nope.
Game Warden grabbed the second turkey and looked at its backside. "This turkey is from Mississippi. You got any Mississippi hunting license?" Hunter replied nope.
Game Warden picked up the third turkey and examined its rear end. "This turkey is from Tennessee. You got any Tennessee hunting license?" Hunter again replied nope.
Game Warden picked up the final turkey and gave it a good looking in the back. "This turkey is from Arkansas. You got any Arkansas hunting license?" Hunter said nope.
Game Warden looked the guy in the eyes and said, "buddy just where in the hell are you from?"
Hunter dropped his pants and bent over and said, "I don't know, you tell me."
Game Warden raised the first turkey's tail feathers up looking at it's backside. He said, "this turkey is from Ohio. You got any Ohio hunting license?" The hunter said nope.
Game Warden grabbed the second turkey and looked at its backside. "This turkey is from Mississippi. You got any Mississippi hunting license?" Hunter replied nope.
Game Warden picked up the third turkey and examined its rear end. "This turkey is from Tennessee. You got any Tennessee hunting license?" Hunter again replied nope.
Game Warden picked up the final turkey and gave it a good looking in the back. "This turkey is from Arkansas. You got any Arkansas hunting license?" Hunter said nope.
Game Warden looked the guy in the eyes and said, "buddy just where in the hell are you from?"
Hunter dropped his pants and bent over and said, "I don't know, you tell me."
