FishingCop
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A Farmers Tale
A man owned a small farm in South Carolina. The South Carolina Wage &
Hours Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help
and sent an agent out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them", demanded the Agent.
"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for
3 years. I pay him $400.00 a week plus free room and board. The cook
has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $300.00 per week plus free
room and board. There's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every
day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about
$10.00 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle
of Bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife
occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to.....the half-wit", says the Agent.
"That would be me", replied the farmer.
A man owned a small farm in South Carolina. The South Carolina Wage &
Hours Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help
and sent an agent out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them", demanded the Agent.
"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for
3 years. I pay him $400.00 a week plus free room and board. The cook
has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $300.00 per week plus free
room and board. There's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every
day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about
$10.00 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle
of Bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife
occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to.....the half-wit", says the Agent.
"That would be me", replied the farmer.
