FishingCop
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One morning a man comes into church on crutches.
He stops in front of the holy water and splashes some of it on both of
his legs,
then throws away his crutches.
An altar boy witnessed the episode and runs into the rectory to
tell the priest what he'd just seen.
Without batting an eye, the priest says,
"Son, you've just witnessed a miracle. Tell me, where is this man?
"Flat on his ass Father, over by the holy water."
He stops in front of the holy water and splashes some of it on both of
his legs,
then throws away his crutches.
An altar boy witnessed the episode and runs into the rectory to
tell the priest what he'd just seen.
Without batting an eye, the priest says,
"Son, you've just witnessed a miracle. Tell me, where is this man?
"Flat on his ass Father, over by the holy water."
