JMichael
Well-known member
Japanese Hotel Service
A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo Japan. Realizing he
needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to
ask if there was a barber on the premises.
I'm afraid not, sir, the clerk told him apologetically, but down the hall from your
room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes.
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted 15.00 Yen,
and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whir.
Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his
reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, Manicures, 20.00 Yen.
Why not? thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot,
and the machine started to buzz and whir. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands
and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When
Away from Their Wives, 1 Yen.
The salesman looked both ways, put one Yen in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with
some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing,
the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off..
With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender unit...
....which now had a button sewn neatly on the end.
A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo Japan. Realizing he
needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to
ask if there was a barber on the premises.
I'm afraid not, sir, the clerk told him apologetically, but down the hall from your
room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes.
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted 15.00 Yen,
and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whir.
Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his
reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, Manicures, 20.00 Yen.
Why not? thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot,
and the machine started to buzz and whir. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands
and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When
Away from Their Wives, 1 Yen.
The salesman looked both ways, put one Yen in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with
some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing,
the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off..
With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender unit...
....which now had a button sewn neatly on the end.
